February 7, 2008

Well…Here Goes

Warning: This web page should be another 8 pages long, take 23 more minutes to read, and contain giant mythical testimonials…but I’ll spare you.



I bet You’re as Fed Up as I am
with all the internet marketing “gurus”
trying to constantly sell you stuff…
And most of it is GARBAGE!


Well…

I can’t take it anymore!

Dear Friend,


I’m sick of signing up for a “FREE” newsletter
where a “guru” promises:

“The secrets of doing XYZ online”

only to find out that the secrets aren’t free.

And then…

They email every single day selling me something different!

It’s like they’re prostituting themselves and their names for money!

And what’s worse, they’re taking advantage of people who trust them.

I’m Sick Of It

Don’t believe me?
Look at my first review.
This first review explains my motivations to give you free reviews on SEO Guru Garbage.

I’m going to change the rules


So you don’t have to buy them, only to find out they’re crap!


I buy tons of info products.

If something is CRAP, I’ll tell you.

If something is GREAT, I’ll tell you.

If something is Mediocre, I’ll probably summarize it for you so you don’t have to sift through the whole thing.

I’ll tell you what’s good and what’s not.

If you think I’m full of crap, tell me, then unsubscribe!
First Name:
Primary Email Address:

I respect your personal information.

PS. I’ll probably only review a few products each month. I’m too busy to do more than that.

PPS. The guarantee is that if you don’t subscribe, you’ll have to continue to sift through their garbage, buying and being disappointed.

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